1st March 2006, 1:49 PM
Happy belated birthday, you wrinkled, dusty, decrepit, ancient, 27-years-young piece of FUCKING FOSSIL!! I bet you had to use carbon-dating (with your penis) to figure out how many countless years you've lost to masturbating and talking to us losers.
Fuckin' a, though. Have some of that birthday sex. The kind that starts a couple hours before the big day and ends approximately 2 months later.
Fuckin' a, though. Have some of that birthday sex. The kind that starts a couple hours before the big day and ends approximately 2 months later.