naruto / anime store?

[Sacred Jellybean]

E.) Fill in the blank

E.) Owns a swingset inside his large bedroom (that has a bed shaped like a heart, except that heart has a really phallic tail, so it's really an optical illusion to trick you into thinking that you're seeing a heart when you're really staring at a cock-and-ball-shape upside down, thereby facilitating the process of mistaking sex for love), which he never uses for innocent swinging. Oh, no. Unless, of course, that swinging is swing-dancing, and is horizontal, and involves someone's pole inside someone's hole.