22nd January 2006, 1:36 AM
I want to buy that game and the bongos and get really good at it and challenge my friend Dave to a dual after I smoke copious amounts of marijuana and drink shots of hard liquor in a short span of time and still fucking kick ass. Like I did in Smash Brothers tonight to Dave. Melee, fools, not 64.
Beat'em with Falco and Luigi, I did. And I had some people ganging up on me, too. Of course, they also had liquor and/or pot in them, so I'm sure their focus was off (moreso due to the alcohol). I almost won as Kirby, but I might have died on that one. Yeah. 3rd time was the charm for them. They all cheered when Dave took me out when I had ~165% and he had ~120%. He was playing as Fox, tricky bastard.
Pikachu sucks. I got a tad bit mean (I was drunk, after all) and paused the game midway when I was two lives down on Kirby (seperate round, and they were SDs) and he was playing defensively as Pikachu. I paused the game and said to him (going from drunken memory), "Okay, Bill... I know I've called you a pussy when playing this game before... but let's review here. I'm playing as Kirby. I'm have one life left at zero percent. You're Pikachu. You have 35 percent with three lives. And you're still fucking hopping around and running away from me?" and he calmly (that's why he's awesome, he's a stoner without smoking pot, though he had been drinking) said to me, "Well, it's a sign of my respect for you as a player." Right thing to say, Bill. Not that I would have gotten viloent.
Sorry do derail the topic. Yeah, this game looks awesome. I'll definitely put it high up on my list. Maybe even before the PS2/Silent Hill 2 purchase. Of course, my fucking car got towed tonight after I left it out after fucking 20 minutes because tow truck companies can charge you 200 bucks for one god damn incident and make enough money to have other cars patrol around the parking lots they guard so mother fucking dearly.
Don't worry, I pissed on the sign. And a guy was just showing up with a newly-towed car. Someone had to have gotten out and smelled that. And Brian (Toler, not Black Falcon, you cretin) pissed on one of the tow trucks. I was feeling pissed off earlier, but I chewed out that fat old guy at the window, saying this business is based on fucking people over and demanding to speak to George Smith.
George Smith was the alleged owner of said tow truck company, but Jelly fucking donut behind the 1 inch bullet proof glass, when handling the money I crumpled up and stuffed inside the crotch and asshole parts of my pants (UNDER the underwear) on the ride there, said that George Smith no longer owned it. I bet he was fucking lying.
I wanna look up this George Smith and chew him out for starting a satanic business.
Sorry, derailing again.
Yeah. Bongos.
Beat'em with Falco and Luigi, I did. And I had some people ganging up on me, too. Of course, they also had liquor and/or pot in them, so I'm sure their focus was off (moreso due to the alcohol). I almost won as Kirby, but I might have died on that one. Yeah. 3rd time was the charm for them. They all cheered when Dave took me out when I had ~165% and he had ~120%. He was playing as Fox, tricky bastard.
Pikachu sucks. I got a tad bit mean (I was drunk, after all) and paused the game midway when I was two lives down on Kirby (seperate round, and they were SDs) and he was playing defensively as Pikachu. I paused the game and said to him (going from drunken memory), "Okay, Bill... I know I've called you a pussy when playing this game before... but let's review here. I'm playing as Kirby. I'm have one life left at zero percent. You're Pikachu. You have 35 percent with three lives. And you're still fucking hopping around and running away from me?" and he calmly (that's why he's awesome, he's a stoner without smoking pot, though he had been drinking) said to me, "Well, it's a sign of my respect for you as a player." Right thing to say, Bill. Not that I would have gotten viloent.
Sorry do derail the topic. Yeah, this game looks awesome. I'll definitely put it high up on my list. Maybe even before the PS2/Silent Hill 2 purchase. Of course, my fucking car got towed tonight after I left it out after fucking 20 minutes because tow truck companies can charge you 200 bucks for one god damn incident and make enough money to have other cars patrol around the parking lots they guard so mother fucking dearly.
Don't worry, I pissed on the sign. And a guy was just showing up with a newly-towed car. Someone had to have gotten out and smelled that. And Brian (Toler, not Black Falcon, you cretin) pissed on one of the tow trucks. I was feeling pissed off earlier, but I chewed out that fat old guy at the window, saying this business is based on fucking people over and demanding to speak to George Smith.
George Smith was the alleged owner of said tow truck company, but Jelly fucking donut behind the 1 inch bullet proof glass, when handling the money I crumpled up and stuffed inside the crotch and asshole parts of my pants (UNDER the underwear) on the ride there, said that George Smith no longer owned it. I bet he was fucking lying.
I wanna look up this George Smith and chew him out for starting a satanic business.
Sorry, derailing again.
Yeah. Bongos.