14th January 2006, 2:09 PM
According to the History channel special “Banned from the Bible”, the book of Thomas says that little Jesus was guilty of such crimes as robbery, blinding an older man, and pushing a child off the roof of a building where he was killed.
But, of course little Jesus rose the child from the dead, and asked him did he murder him, of course the child said no (caused he couldn’t have murdered him if he wasn’t dead) and Jesus escaped punishment.
Apparently, Jesus had to go crazy and loose his father (his mortal father), before he “got with the program.”
But, of course little Jesus rose the child from the dead, and asked him did he murder him, of course the child said no (caused he couldn’t have murdered him if he wasn’t dead) and Jesus escaped punishment.
Apparently, Jesus had to go crazy and loose his father (his mortal father), before he “got with the program.”