Twilight Princess will use the Revolution controller

[lazyfatbum]

Link: *thrust* ....! *thrust* .....! ..... .. ..... ......!!!! *thrust*

Zelda: NOOOO I'M PEEING!! I'M PEEING!!!!

Koume: Ashamed are we yes, yes, ah... bring in the HAPPY IMPALLING DEATH ROD

Kotake: Oh Koume, she wont survive such a delicious treat!

Koume: Oh I know dearest sister, but I just cant resist! Ever since that summer in 73' i've been dying to use the happy impalling death rod again on something that is pretty and rare!

Kotake: Why did we name it that again?

Koume: I forgot...

*Zelda and Link are impalled through the ass and out the mouth, they both have orgasm as they die*

Koume: ....now I remember! Jump in, Son!

*Gannondorf jumps head first in to Koume's vagina*

Kotake: Stop hogging the meat, Koume! Your sister also deserves black-armored love! Share the wealth!

*old man appears and looks down to dead Link*

Old man: Master using it and you can have this! *puts 'condom of evil's bane' on Link's penis*

Koume/Gannondorf hybrid: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M ALMOST THERE!!!!! JUST ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!! I HAVEN'T REACHED ONE IN CENTURIES!!!!!! GAHHH!!!!!

Link: ..... .. ..... .. ...? *uncensored necrophilia*

Epona: *slowly backs away* ...I hope the owl doesn't find out ab-

Owl: *jumps on Epona* CUCKOLD BITCH!!!! *double reverse gangbang with birds*

Tingle: Better than Peter North videos! *masturbates, ejaculates confetti and small ribbons* Koo-loo lim-pah!