17th December 2005, 5:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 17th December 2005, 9:13 PM by etoven.)
The miracle of Christmas in retail in Virginia:
For 24 days of the month people would gladly lock you in a room with a bag of flaming poo just to take your last I pod Nano than look at you.
They would shove a fire cracker up your anis and light it, while masturbating on a state troopers car butt naked in plane view of security camera's perclaming Jesus wasn't black enough to be one of his homies, while raping a 6 year old girl in plane view of his parents in a Wal-Mart parking lot (and often do) for an Xbox 360.
and on the 25th....
Perclame Jesus is born and thank god for his sacrifice.
......... I'm moving to Canada!
For 24 days of the month people would gladly lock you in a room with a bag of flaming poo just to take your last I pod Nano than look at you.
They would shove a fire cracker up your anis and light it, while masturbating on a state troopers car butt naked in plane view of security camera's perclaming Jesus wasn't black enough to be one of his homies, while raping a 6 year old girl in plane view of his parents in a Wal-Mart parking lot (and often do) for an Xbox 360.
and on the 25th....
Perclame Jesus is born and thank god for his sacrifice.
......... I'm moving to Canada!