Superman is not a nice person

[lazyfatbum]

young ABF: Yeah... my opinion is that Guild Wars is mostly the type of game that requires alot of pateince.

Bus driver: ...that's not an opinion....

ABF: Oh.....

Bus driver: it's an observation, an opinion is something you feel. 'FEEL' like feelings. "I feel that Guild wars is a good game" That's an opinion. You cant feel something like--

ABF: Okay, so "I feel" that the game requires alot of pateince.

Bus driver: Like "I .... what? I just said you cant feel an observation based on requirements of the game, you cant just--

ABF: whatever, it's a good game.

Bus driver: That's your OPINION

ABF: Many people's opinion....

Bus driver: ok

ABF: So... it's really an observation

Bus driver: What is WRONG with you? You're such an idiot!

ABF: ....that's your opinion...

*about 10 years later*

OB1: I really enjoy my gameboy! see? Look at the games I own for my gameboy, they are good games.

ABF: That's your opinion.

*30 pages later*

OB1: If I have to explain again why the actor from 'Next Friday' is the same guy from Con Air i'm going to fucking explode how DENSE can you be? LOOK at the pictures of the ACTOR

ABF: He doesn't look the same.

OB1: THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME

Bus driver: *old, unemployed, living with invalid mom, sitting in a corner with a copy of Guild Wars chanting "observation is not opinion observation is not opinion observation is not opinion" when suddenly, OB1 walks in*

OB1: hi dad