Superman is not a nice person

[lazyfatbum]

The bigger kids? Are you a Smurf? The bigger kids always got treated like krap, it was cool to be small.

*flashback to middle school*

*giant lumbering 6'4" lazy drops books in the hallway*

lazy: oooohhh....... I...... droooooppped......

Small kids: hahahaha someone call Rodan and King Ghidora

lazy: ....mmmmmmyy...... *grows 4 extra feet* .......booookkssss........

small kids: *makes out with girls and gets cars for christmas while easily buying clothes that fit*

Good times, good times... it took me 7 hours to pick my books back up.