8th December 2005, 6:48 AM
Ahahaha :D
Thank god I'm taking the day off from work to get tested for sexual impurities (please god no HIV BTW kiddies never fuck dirty girls just because you want to be cool and fit in but something tells me I was the only one here dumb enough to make that mistake)
Simmer Down - Archetypal (archetypical?) caffiene-hopped sim that have awful accuracy but is pretty much a blur on the screen. It'll have enormous speed despite being fat and bald with a beard and pimples and a Shadow the Hedgehog shirt. There'll be a button-press code where you can shout at him and humiliate him and make him cry in a corner for 2 minutes.
SIM - Only Powerpuff Girls fans will get this reference. He'll look like a homosexual devil Rocky Horror knock-off, and along with guns that scream every time he pulls the trigger he'll have the ability to quickly run up and stab you with his phallic goatee and giggle like a little schoolgirl getting raped by the principal. Oh! And with such disturbing behavior, he'll be able to put you into dizzy mode (but only after stabbing you with that scorpion-tail-like-goatee).
Simpleton - Pretty much a meat sim. He has a dumb grin on his face, can't remember his team members, and once in a while, even holds the gun backwards before he fires.
Pants Sim - Mr. Pants! Slowly loses health if the level has low temperatures, because, you know, he only has on underpants.
Sim City - Not a sim but a level that's mapped after all our favorite over-the-top noir movie.
I don't have any real ideas, though, no.
Thank god I'm taking the day off from work to get tested for sexual impurities (please god no HIV BTW kiddies never fuck dirty girls just because you want to be cool and fit in but something tells me I was the only one here dumb enough to make that mistake)
Simmer Down - Archetypal (archetypical?) caffiene-hopped sim that have awful accuracy but is pretty much a blur on the screen. It'll have enormous speed despite being fat and bald with a beard and pimples and a Shadow the Hedgehog shirt. There'll be a button-press code where you can shout at him and humiliate him and make him cry in a corner for 2 minutes.
SIM - Only Powerpuff Girls fans will get this reference. He'll look like a homosexual devil Rocky Horror knock-off, and along with guns that scream every time he pulls the trigger he'll have the ability to quickly run up and stab you with his phallic goatee and giggle like a little schoolgirl getting raped by the principal. Oh! And with such disturbing behavior, he'll be able to put you into dizzy mode (but only after stabbing you with that scorpion-tail-like-goatee).
Simpleton - Pretty much a meat sim. He has a dumb grin on his face, can't remember his team members, and once in a while, even holds the gun backwards before he fires.
Pants Sim - Mr. Pants! Slowly loses health if the level has low temperatures, because, you know, he only has on underpants.
Sim City - Not a sim but a level that's mapped after all our favorite over-the-top noir movie.
I don't have any real ideas, though, no.