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[lazyfatbum]

When was the last time you saw a microbe trying to change it's habits.

LMAO holy krap they dont even teach mutation or evolution in schools anymore?? Ever heard of AIDS or the common cold before? Or maybe you thought that the bird flu was always there and just hiding? Good God I had no idea you were so hilarious.

If you're not joking, and I fear for the good of your future family that you are, then you obviously have an understanding that all LIVING THINGS conform to changing environments in order to survive and that the change which occurs on a genetic level is brought on by simple changes in behavior which grows over time in to permanent integration when needed in order for stable function.

Let me make sure I didn't confuse you:

A lives by pattern B because of environment C in order to exist.

C environment becomes environment Z

A tries to survive in Z, reformulating pattern B in to new pattern Y

Z and Y over time, cause A to introduce new means genetically in order to survive, causing A to become X

Now. X lives by pattern Y because of environment Z

Total. Overhaul. This is proven, this has been seen over and over and over and it is a fact. WHY on God's green earth would you think otherwise? First you say animals cant think and then you say microbes dont change and oh hell, not to mention the whole thing about Jews invading America or whatever it was that you spewed all over your HTML message field and presented to the world. Fuck, I thought extreme misconception went out with tie-dye and male purses. If you dont know something to be a fact, DO NOT PROCLAIM IT AS ONE

I knew it, i'm surrounded by assholes...

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!