28th November 2005, 12:11 AM
Hmm, yeah... I think the problem.... might be that you're Canadian....
Try speaking with a Mexican accent next time, or atleast dont mention Dave Foley or any affiliation to the UK. I would also take a look at that loop thing you're doing since it seems to tell it continue doing something by way of 'looping', which in layman's terms is to create a 'circle', such a pentagram, to communicate to lucifer and destroy man kind.
Be sure to look for 'white rabbit objects' as well. Big pain in the ass, I know, but we dont need Lawrence Fishburn in tight leather pants ever again. Or atleast in my lifetime.
Btw, wtf happened? Now we have the 'VGA' on Spike TV hosted by Samuel L. "Penis Fingers" Jackson? And I didn't see a single Nintendo game except Link tucked away in the crowds of animated characters that no one knows because they're all from WW2 games or Halo. Fucking Spike TV needs to stick to James Bond marathons and 80's TV shows.
Samuel L. Jackson to video games is like pairing up Bridget Fonda with ....anything. It just doesn't belong. A$nd he's all threatening in the ads too. Like, "YOU WILL WATCH BECAUSE I'M SAMUEL L. JACKSON" and i'm just, i'm over it. Okay, done.
Sorry.
*goes back to playing imaginary PDZ*
Try speaking with a Mexican accent next time, or atleast dont mention Dave Foley or any affiliation to the UK. I would also take a look at that loop thing you're doing since it seems to tell it continue doing something by way of 'looping', which in layman's terms is to create a 'circle', such a pentagram, to communicate to lucifer and destroy man kind.
Be sure to look for 'white rabbit objects' as well. Big pain in the ass, I know, but we dont need Lawrence Fishburn in tight leather pants ever again. Or atleast in my lifetime.
Btw, wtf happened? Now we have the 'VGA' on Spike TV hosted by Samuel L. "Penis Fingers" Jackson? And I didn't see a single Nintendo game except Link tucked away in the crowds of animated characters that no one knows because they're all from WW2 games or Halo. Fucking Spike TV needs to stick to James Bond marathons and 80's TV shows.
Samuel L. Jackson to video games is like pairing up Bridget Fonda with ....anything. It just doesn't belong. A$nd he's all threatening in the ads too. Like, "YOU WILL WATCH BECAUSE I'M SAMUEL L. JACKSON" and i'm just, i'm over it. Okay, done.
Sorry.
*goes back to playing imaginary PDZ*