24th November 2005, 12:22 AM
Jason;
I had sex with both of your parents until the tender age of 23. I then moved on to causing 'indirect suffering' where in I formulate domino effects that effect your life adversely - such as your first sexual encounter and how you learned of the negative aspects of owning a web-cam or your preoccupation of simple puzzles that will eventually lead to your death. By the time you were 12 I had already spread my horror deep in to your subconscious mind; your fear of clowns is a seed which I planted that while dormant or weak in its current state will break you as soon as your first child is of age. The following words speak through you as they have been designed to do so. When you read them, you will succumb to my benevolent puppeteering:
BUY A FUCKING NINTENDO SYSTEM YOU GIANT PIECE OF SHIT
Now, I wait at my brain control station that ellipses mother Earth and I push my shiny luminescent buttons that cause you pain. I am looking at a button right now this very moment. Above it, in a sans serif Maltese font it reads "Gay experience". And a knob with values set between 'loving' and 'violent'.
Dont make me use them Jason.
I had sex with both of your parents until the tender age of 23. I then moved on to causing 'indirect suffering' where in I formulate domino effects that effect your life adversely - such as your first sexual encounter and how you learned of the negative aspects of owning a web-cam or your preoccupation of simple puzzles that will eventually lead to your death. By the time you were 12 I had already spread my horror deep in to your subconscious mind; your fear of clowns is a seed which I planted that while dormant or weak in its current state will break you as soon as your first child is of age. The following words speak through you as they have been designed to do so. When you read them, you will succumb to my benevolent puppeteering:
BUY A FUCKING NINTENDO SYSTEM YOU GIANT PIECE OF SHIT
Now, I wait at my brain control station that ellipses mother Earth and I push my shiny luminescent buttons that cause you pain. I am looking at a button right now this very moment. Above it, in a sans serif Maltese font it reads "Gay experience". And a knob with values set between 'loving' and 'violent'.
Dont make me use them Jason.