18th October 2005, 7:22 PM
Pirates would totally own ninjas. Here's why:
1.) Awesome pirate ships! Arr---shiver me timbers!!
2.) Johnny Depp is one of them!
3.) They've won five World Series titles! Ninjas: ZERO
4.) Peg legs and eye patches are a great advantage!!
5.) Ruthlessy efficient without hampering moral code!
6.) The right of parlay!! Arrr me matey!!
1.) Awesome pirate ships! Arr---shiver me timbers!!
2.) Johnny Depp is one of them!
3.) They've won five World Series titles! Ninjas: ZERO
4.) Peg legs and eye patches are a great advantage!!
5.) Ruthlessy efficient without hampering moral code!
6.) The right of parlay!! Arrr me matey!!
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