Pirates vs. ninja

[A Black Falcon]

MI4 may not have been as good, but you are forgetting his final transformation into the politician demon zombie ghost pirate. I'm pretty sure him being a politician really was intended as a "this is the worst form yet!" type of joke.

Also he had a giant robot.

Oh, I remembered those facts (and he's a politician from the beginning; it's just that in the end he gets a giant robot too... and you fight him in your giant monkey robot...). I was just intentionally leaving that part out, despite their humor factor, to show my overall dislike for that game. :) (and yes, it was definitely a 'this is the worst form yet!' joke... kind of funny too, actually... it's not that that game was never funny... it's just that compared to the first three games, it was dissapointing. MI1 and MI3 were just so amazingly fantastic that a game that is just ... kind of good, I guess... did not compare.)

"That's the second largest giant monkey head I've ever seen!"

But then there's the mystical ninja with his own giant robot. Impactoooo!

You have a point here... Goemon makes ninjas cool too... and Impact is awesome...

Guybrush (sure, he's not a demon, zombie, or ghost, much less a cyborg or robot, but he keeps beating such pirates, so he must be better than them, right?) vs. Goemon: Who Wins?

I know who loses, though. Ebisumaru. :)