4th October 2005, 11:25 AM
FACT: Here's one that you can try yourself. The next time you see someone nonchanatly walking, kindly notice that their right arm moves in perfect synchonicity with their left leg and vice versa. Then, start walking yourself... by jove, you too walk like this? Go head, try to walk the other way... try to walk with the right arm and leg synched, and vice versa. It feels weird, strange, unnatural, doesn't it? Now, is this because:
a.) ...God arbitrarily decided thus. No reason why.
b.) ...the Yankees suck.
c.) ...because you touch yourself at night.
d.) ...Humans are evolved from four-legged animals that, needing two legs on the ground at any given moment to walk or run, synchronized their fore and rear limbs in this combination. (Go ahead and see if your dogs and cats and horses aren't synchronized identically.)
a.) ...God arbitrarily decided thus. No reason why.
b.) ...the Yankees suck.
c.) ...because you touch yourself at night.
d.) ...Humans are evolved from four-legged animals that, needing two legs on the ground at any given moment to walk or run, synchronized their fore and rear limbs in this combination. (Go ahead and see if your dogs and cats and horses aren't synchronized identically.)
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST