4th October 2005, 9:13 AM
since Darunia's Goron Army conquered this land and Tendo City began being governed by the residents of Death Mountain.
Thank you for acknowledging our very legitimate, very authoritarian regime. :)
*Gives Geno a cushy job as Provincial Propaganda Officer at Tendo City*
what about the three godesses that created Hyrule and left the Triforce to mark the point at which they left this world?
You believe that old legend? You play too many videogames, kid.
You might as well ask why humans only have two arms when having four would be more efficient or why human brains aren't bigger so that they can do more complex thinking.
No, I needn't ask that... because I am a Goron of science and I accept that human evolved with two arms because all preceding species along out ancetsral lineage had four limbs. That, and as randomly evolved-mutated creatures, we can never be perfect. God, on the other hand, has no defense: he is perfect, and all-powerful, so what's his excuse for doing such a sloppy job with this universe he created! He has to answer to ME now.
Thank you for acknowledging our very legitimate, very authoritarian regime. :)
*Gives Geno a cushy job as Provincial Propaganda Officer at Tendo City*
what about the three godesses that created Hyrule and left the Triforce to mark the point at which they left this world?
You believe that old legend? You play too many videogames, kid.
You might as well ask why humans only have two arms when having four would be more efficient or why human brains aren't bigger so that they can do more complex thinking.
No, I needn't ask that... because I am a Goron of science and I accept that human evolved with two arms because all preceding species along out ancetsral lineage had four limbs. That, and as randomly evolved-mutated creatures, we can never be perfect. God, on the other hand, has no defense: he is perfect, and all-powerful, so what's his excuse for doing such a sloppy job with this universe he created! He has to answer to ME now.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST