I Am A Japanese School Teacher

[Dark Jaguar]

Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.

I'm still not finished crying at the thought here... but in between sobs let me say my impression of them is everyone is overdramatic and gets into random fights at school using super powers.