29th September 2005, 10:07 AM
CC/ Farting blood isn't funny but try this: next time you feel a fart coming on, cup your hand over your asshole as to close it off. As the fart 'erupts', open and close your hand over the hole. I made a fart say "Uh-Oh", "wah wah waaahh" (the cartoon 'oops' sound) and a duck call. It's the same principal as jazz players using a muted trumpet.
As for rape victims, nothing about that is funny; Unless it involves the Pope. Having said that, almost anything becomes funny when shown at an increased frame rate with the Benny Hill music as long as it's edited to the music. Like if the first bar ends (with the da-da, dada) and you show 4 quick clips of people vomiting edited right on que with the da-da, dada - It becomes hilarious. Why? Dunno, I think it has more to do with the idea of surprise and confusion. But regardless, farting blood isn't funny if the Pope or Elvis isn't involved... I could see how a british accent during the blood farting would be a good match, or austrailian; "Stop! I went and shat me insides out! It stings, God!" with large pools of blood spewing out of John Cleese's asshole while a group of giant swiss female opera singers rape him while singing latin would be funny. I can see that. But any other context it seems more sad than funny.
So Pope, Elvis and John Cleese. They can make blood farting funny.
As for rape victims, nothing about that is funny; Unless it involves the Pope. Having said that, almost anything becomes funny when shown at an increased frame rate with the Benny Hill music as long as it's edited to the music. Like if the first bar ends (with the da-da, dada) and you show 4 quick clips of people vomiting edited right on que with the da-da, dada - It becomes hilarious. Why? Dunno, I think it has more to do with the idea of surprise and confusion. But regardless, farting blood isn't funny if the Pope or Elvis isn't involved... I could see how a british accent during the blood farting would be a good match, or austrailian; "Stop! I went and shat me insides out! It stings, God!" with large pools of blood spewing out of John Cleese's asshole while a group of giant swiss female opera singers rape him while singing latin would be funny. I can see that. But any other context it seems more sad than funny.
So Pope, Elvis and John Cleese. They can make blood farting funny.