28th September 2005, 10:39 AM
Fucking Christ a woman!
PLEASE ANSWER THESE PROMPTLY
1.) Do you bleach your anus?
2.) Double Penetration, yay or nay?
3.) How big is Cliff's shlong?
4.) Cup size?
5.) Which one best descibes your pubic hair: Runway, pitter-patter, heart, bald or jungle.
6.) I once put a coffee stirrer in my penis hole, what have you put inside your pee hole?
7.) If 6 is the average, what do you prefer? Above average or below?
(NOTE TO WOMEN: LAZYFATBUM'S PENIS IS ABOVE AVERAGE TO THE POINT OF ACTUALLY WRECKING THE GRADING CURVE AND CAUSING THE NATIONAL AVERAGE TO INCREASE BY OVER 40%)
8.) How many men have you slept with in your life?
9.) Which best describes your vagina smell and taste: Baked bread, ass and spit, melon or peppermint.
10.) Have you ever had sex with an animal? If so, what kind of animal was it? I have detailed pictures of the many uses of peanut butter when engaged in animal sex.
11.) Which best describes your nipples shape: Puffies, pencil erasers, 'Austrailian Bumpernackle', chewed bubble gum, Owl's eyes, Giza temples, silly string or nip-nips?
12.) Wgich best describes your nipples color: Pink, Red, Purple, Brown, white (non albino) dark brown, black, orange (tanned), see-through (never seen the sun), veiny or trans-gender?
13.) When you take a dump, do you let it fall or squeeze it out? Do you like holding it in or do you have to get rid of it imeadiately? How many times a week? a day? Do you hate peanuts?
14.) Some women experience an orgasm during child birth: You are a baby-raping pedophilic freak you sick fuck.
15.) I have your IP but it looks lik you live in an apartment building, am I correct? Can I visit? Do people visit your place often? Would they notice if you were gone? How long, in your opinion, do you think they would take to start looking for you if you were missing? More than a day? a week?
16.) When you get a slimey cottage cheese infection in your love hole, do you use yogurt or an over the counter cream?
17.) Soap stings the vajita, so how do you wash it? Water, special soap, douche. (if you choose douche, you are a giant bag of slut, i'd still do you)
18.) TRICK QUESTION
19.) If you could be an expensive hooker, what country would you be from?
20.) Instead of a handshake, how do you feel about a small 'thumb hump' in your butt?
21.) Do you have all your teeth? (this includes wisdom)
22.) Any record of heart disease in your family? Any bone disease? Stroke? Fill in the blank: "If my body was found dead in my own home, the investigation may find ______ history in my family as a probable cause of death."
23.) Have you ever become aroused while seeing yourself as a child?
24.) Black penis, ever did it?
25.) Is this statement true or false: Jamie attaches herself in a relationship to men best resembling a father figure.
26.) When you get drunk, does your personality change?
27.) Orgies: yay or nay?
28.) Which position is best for you to reach orgasm: Doggy, eagle, missionary, standing, cradle, sitting, rabbit ears, donkey pull, bull riding, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, angry mollusk, sir-lance-alot, Jimmy's delight, jack-knife, thorny crown, reverse throny crown, 'German Chocolate Layer Cake', 'Japanese floating octopus puzzle' or Confused Ferret?
29.) Sex in a swimming pool: yay or nay?
30.) Would you date a sex offender who is under house arrest? (if yes, can you afford plane or train fare to Florida?)
BONUS QUESTION:
All women think about having a penis, what best describes what you would do with your penis?
A.) Do men (oral, anal)
B.) Do women (oral, anal, vaginal)
C.) Masturbate (no sex)
D.) Sex is not a major factor, would have admiration for the feeling of power and ease of aiming while urinating
E.) All of the above
BONUS QUESTION 2:
What video game systems do you own?
I THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS PROMPTLY, YOU CAN POST THEM HERE OR PM ME.
Welcome to Tendo City, Jamie. :)
PLEASE ANSWER THESE PROMPTLY
1.) Do you bleach your anus?
2.) Double Penetration, yay or nay?
3.) How big is Cliff's shlong?
4.) Cup size?
5.) Which one best descibes your pubic hair: Runway, pitter-patter, heart, bald or jungle.
6.) I once put a coffee stirrer in my penis hole, what have you put inside your pee hole?
7.) If 6 is the average, what do you prefer? Above average or below?
(NOTE TO WOMEN: LAZYFATBUM'S PENIS IS ABOVE AVERAGE TO THE POINT OF ACTUALLY WRECKING THE GRADING CURVE AND CAUSING THE NATIONAL AVERAGE TO INCREASE BY OVER 40%)
8.) How many men have you slept with in your life?
9.) Which best describes your vagina smell and taste: Baked bread, ass and spit, melon or peppermint.
10.) Have you ever had sex with an animal? If so, what kind of animal was it? I have detailed pictures of the many uses of peanut butter when engaged in animal sex.
11.) Which best describes your nipples shape: Puffies, pencil erasers, 'Austrailian Bumpernackle', chewed bubble gum, Owl's eyes, Giza temples, silly string or nip-nips?
12.) Wgich best describes your nipples color: Pink, Red, Purple, Brown, white (non albino) dark brown, black, orange (tanned), see-through (never seen the sun), veiny or trans-gender?
13.) When you take a dump, do you let it fall or squeeze it out? Do you like holding it in or do you have to get rid of it imeadiately? How many times a week? a day? Do you hate peanuts?
14.) Some women experience an orgasm during child birth: You are a baby-raping pedophilic freak you sick fuck.
15.) I have your IP but it looks lik you live in an apartment building, am I correct? Can I visit? Do people visit your place often? Would they notice if you were gone? How long, in your opinion, do you think they would take to start looking for you if you were missing? More than a day? a week?
16.) When you get a slimey cottage cheese infection in your love hole, do you use yogurt or an over the counter cream?
17.) Soap stings the vajita, so how do you wash it? Water, special soap, douche. (if you choose douche, you are a giant bag of slut, i'd still do you)
18.) TRICK QUESTION
19.) If you could be an expensive hooker, what country would you be from?
20.) Instead of a handshake, how do you feel about a small 'thumb hump' in your butt?
21.) Do you have all your teeth? (this includes wisdom)
22.) Any record of heart disease in your family? Any bone disease? Stroke? Fill in the blank: "If my body was found dead in my own home, the investigation may find ______ history in my family as a probable cause of death."
23.) Have you ever become aroused while seeing yourself as a child?
24.) Black penis, ever did it?
25.) Is this statement true or false: Jamie attaches herself in a relationship to men best resembling a father figure.
26.) When you get drunk, does your personality change?
27.) Orgies: yay or nay?
28.) Which position is best for you to reach orgasm: Doggy, eagle, missionary, standing, cradle, sitting, rabbit ears, donkey pull, bull riding, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, angry mollusk, sir-lance-alot, Jimmy's delight, jack-knife, thorny crown, reverse throny crown, 'German Chocolate Layer Cake', 'Japanese floating octopus puzzle' or Confused Ferret?
29.) Sex in a swimming pool: yay or nay?
30.) Would you date a sex offender who is under house arrest? (if yes, can you afford plane or train fare to Florida?)
BONUS QUESTION:
All women think about having a penis, what best describes what you would do with your penis?
A.) Do men (oral, anal)
B.) Do women (oral, anal, vaginal)
C.) Masturbate (no sex)
D.) Sex is not a major factor, would have admiration for the feeling of power and ease of aiming while urinating
E.) All of the above
BONUS QUESTION 2:
What video game systems do you own?
I THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS PROMPTLY, YOU CAN POST THEM HERE OR PM ME.
Welcome to Tendo City, Jamie. :)