27th September 2005, 2:44 PM
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
Moving right along, Creationism is a bit of a literal stance to take on the Bible, considering that there's two different version of the story (see: chapters 1 and 2) which, if taken literally, can't possibly both be true, but if taken figuratively, leave plenty of room for multiple meanings.
Moving right along, Creationism is a bit of a literal stance to take on the Bible, considering that there's two different version of the story (see: chapters 1 and 2) which, if taken literally, can't possibly both be true, but if taken figuratively, leave plenty of room for multiple meanings.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)