The next big thing

[CoconutCommander]

Our Shadow Fraternity members are hand selected from the bloodlines of the true rulers of the world, decendants from Muhammed, St. Paul, Shih Huang Ti, Augustus Ceasar, George Washington, Ghengis Khan, Alexander the Great, Constantine the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, Oliver Cromwell, Simon Bolivar, Pope Urban II, 'Umar ibn al-Khattab, Francisco Pizarro, Hernando Cortes, Thomas Jefferson, Queen Isabella I, Josef Stalin, Julius Ceasar, William the Conquerer, Mani, Lao Tzu, Lenin, Sui Wen Ti, Cyrus the Great, Peter the Great, Mikhail Gorbachev, Queen Elizabeth I, Menes, Charlemagne, John F. Kennedy and Justinian I, are amongst our rank. We have had three of our members successfully rise to the rank of President of the United States, most famous of which are both the Roosevelts.

You should note we have had thousands of year toppling governements such as yours. I will give you a week to pack your bags and exile yourself from your tiny north Atlantic Goron island before we exile you from this realm.

*points to door* leave now.