11th September 2005, 6:33 PM
Yea my test came back negative from the doctor this afternoon... turns out I'm not bacon either. I was just a little scared because this chick I hooked up with... well she called me the day after and, well she was totally bacon. I can't believe she didn't tell me anything. Scariest weekend of my life.
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