Countdown to Revolution: Iwata's speech at TGS

[Sacred Jellybean]

Not as creep as those old Pink Panther cartoons.

*ba dum ba dum... ba dum... ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum duh duh duh duummmmm...*

*Pink Panther walks out with a smirk and a sadomasochistic whip*

*Antagonist arrives; in just about every cartoon, he's a gigant, nude dwarf that's painted completely white, except for his sneaky mustache*

Nude Dwarf: *gets angry for some reason and starts jumping up and down, stomping the ground that emits little cartoon puffs of smoke*

Pink Panther: *giggles and whips the man on his giant, almost phallic nose*

Nude Dwarf: *puts on his protective, leather mask that has a zipper bordering the mouth*

*7-to-8-minute acid trip of anthropomorphic panther that would be as gay as Snagglepuss if he actually opened his mouth to reveal his voice (which somehow, makes him even more creepy) playing cat-and-mouse with a giant naked white dwarf (not the star, got damn it) ensues, all to jazz background music*

I'm not kidding, man. That cartoon is just plain strange...