31st August 2005, 8:11 AM
Firehouse is total ass. I'd rather help my father masturbate than eat a Firehouse sub.
The best fast food is bringing food home from an organic store and cooking it yourself really fast. If you start to miss fast food, you can spit in your own food and throw in some rat feces. Atleast then it's YOUR spit and YOUR rat feces.
Seriously though the amount of drugs and bi-products they put in those foods to make you subconsciously want their particular food because of a physical or mental addiction through unnatural additives is enough to make anyone with an IQ higher than that of mayonaise to stay the fuck away from fast food.
Having said all that you can shove me full of Burger King 'grilled chicken (Mayonaise)' Whoppers, McDonald's Hashbrowns and Egg McMuffins, Taco Bell Burrito Supremes, Checker's (AM/PM's) Seasoned Fries and In&out's grizzly carpathian bovine murder on thin greasy bread with obese sauce. 'An Elephantine Vomit Inducing Delight for all ages! Have 2 or 3 a day, you're gonna die anyway!'
The best fast food is bringing food home from an organic store and cooking it yourself really fast. If you start to miss fast food, you can spit in your own food and throw in some rat feces. Atleast then it's YOUR spit and YOUR rat feces.
Seriously though the amount of drugs and bi-products they put in those foods to make you subconsciously want their particular food because of a physical or mental addiction through unnatural additives is enough to make anyone with an IQ higher than that of mayonaise to stay the fuck away from fast food.
Having said all that you can shove me full of Burger King 'grilled chicken (Mayonaise)' Whoppers, McDonald's Hashbrowns and Egg McMuffins, Taco Bell Burrito Supremes, Checker's (AM/PM's) Seasoned Fries and In&out's grizzly carpathian bovine murder on thin greasy bread with obese sauce. 'An Elephantine Vomit Inducing Delight for all ages! Have 2 or 3 a day, you're gonna die anyway!'