30th August 2005, 9:05 PM
Hee-haaw!!
*Grabs a folding chair and slams
it down over Coconut Commander's back!*
1. Taco Bell, forever, is #1 amongst fast food. It is not only by far the best tasting, but it's also economical: and for a penny-pinching college student to say that gives it a lot of clout.
2. Burger King... has the best burgers, comparable prices, a superior dollar menu, and all-around better food than McDonalds. Not to mention that its mascot is, by far, the coolest commercial character ever, hands down.
3. KFC: a bit pricey, but sooo good... where else can you get cole slaw, mashed potatoes and fried chicken in under four minutes?
4. Quiznos is the reigning champion of sub shops. Their zombie hamster commercials are hilarious, and while a bit pricey, their grinders are nigh untouchable by the competition.
5. Wendy's has a viable dollar menu, plus baked potatoes, chili, and decent chicken yummies... but mediocre hamburgers and average prices.
6. Subways are a dime a dozen in Massachusetts. Jared Fogle is not only the most annoying spokesman, he's also the gayest... he makes me not want to ever buy Subway again. Beyond that, their modestly-crafted subs run from expensive to ludicrously expensive.
7. McDonalds is just all around poor in quality. Their one boon was that they used to be cheap, but nowadays you can't get a real meal for less than $5 anymore. It's supposed to be FAST and CHEAP! What's the fucking deal, McDonalds!? By the way, their new commercials: GAY. As in (see SUBWAY.)
8. Papa Gino's... sucks. There I said it.
*Grabs a folding chair and slams
it down over Coconut Commander's back!*
1. Taco Bell, forever, is #1 amongst fast food. It is not only by far the best tasting, but it's also economical: and for a penny-pinching college student to say that gives it a lot of clout.
2. Burger King... has the best burgers, comparable prices, a superior dollar menu, and all-around better food than McDonalds. Not to mention that its mascot is, by far, the coolest commercial character ever, hands down.
3. KFC: a bit pricey, but sooo good... where else can you get cole slaw, mashed potatoes and fried chicken in under four minutes?
4. Quiznos is the reigning champion of sub shops. Their zombie hamster commercials are hilarious, and while a bit pricey, their grinders are nigh untouchable by the competition.
5. Wendy's has a viable dollar menu, plus baked potatoes, chili, and decent chicken yummies... but mediocre hamburgers and average prices.
6. Subways are a dime a dozen in Massachusetts. Jared Fogle is not only the most annoying spokesman, he's also the gayest... he makes me not want to ever buy Subway again. Beyond that, their modestly-crafted subs run from expensive to ludicrously expensive.
7. McDonalds is just all around poor in quality. Their one boon was that they used to be cheap, but nowadays you can't get a real meal for less than $5 anymore. It's supposed to be FAST and CHEAP! What's the fucking deal, McDonalds!? By the way, their new commercials: GAY. As in (see SUBWAY.)
8. Papa Gino's... sucks. There I said it.
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