29th August 2005, 6:58 PM
You are a blasphemous liar and a puppet of a waning dictatorship. I saw you at the Future World Oppressors Convention in Arkansas last year, you were the one passing out cow boy hats and detailed "Maps of the Stars" to include George Wendt and Shelley Long. Blaming them for the inception of remote guided aircraft that will one day turn on us. When it was you, in fact, that used your dirty European money laundering scheme (the one you framed Bebe Neuwirth on who is still in the German Gefängnis thanks to you) to produce films like Flight of the Navigator and The Explorers to push your interests of young boy pilots to the Air Force so you could legally marry your French prostitute man-child; Bradley Le Pitt (the French assassin known as Yoplait of Tears with Death on the Bottom). I also happen to know about a certain plan of yours to inflate Kirstie Ally to gargantuan proportions and use her massive weight to shift the Earth in to a direct path with comet Y-66 "Ted Danson" that was named after your CO-STAR. That's right, CC... or should I say... Clifford Clavin. You never got the Emmy you deserved so much, and now you'll make us all hate the other cast members of Cheers before you kill us all in your sick twisted plot.
For shame Clavin... I once called you hero. A word that comes from the dutch meaning "Sandwich" who dont use the term hero like we do. Oh no, there's no heros in the Netherlands. But lots of sandwiches.
For shame Clavin... I once called you hero. A word that comes from the dutch meaning "Sandwich" who dont use the term hero like we do. Oh no, there's no heros in the Netherlands. But lots of sandwiches.