29th August 2005, 1:16 AM
Little known facts about Seth Green:
1. Unlike his claims, he is not in fact green.
2. After two Mike's Hard Lemonades, he is done for the night.
3. When he throws up, it smells like sperm.
4. Joss Whedon picked Seth to play Oz on TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer AFTER I passed on the part.
5. Seth Green is only 3' 11''
6. Seth Green actually has a tattoo on his upper right thigh of a My Little Pony eating a swastika.
7. He flinches.
8. His cell phone is a Nextel.
9. He really isn't cool, me and other celebrities only invite him to parties because we like to get him drunk and tool on him.
10. Noone knows how he became famous. I don't. I'm sure you don't. Noone knows. Weird huh?
1. Unlike his claims, he is not in fact green.
2. After two Mike's Hard Lemonades, he is done for the night.
3. When he throws up, it smells like sperm.
4. Joss Whedon picked Seth to play Oz on TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer AFTER I passed on the part.
5. Seth Green is only 3' 11''
6. Seth Green actually has a tattoo on his upper right thigh of a My Little Pony eating a swastika.
7. He flinches.
8. His cell phone is a Nextel.
9. He really isn't cool, me and other celebrities only invite him to parties because we like to get him drunk and tool on him.
10. Noone knows how he became famous. I don't. I'm sure you don't. Noone knows. Weird huh?
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