27th August 2005, 9:35 PM
Welcome to Tendo City.
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Here's the fast facts on the low down of Tendo City!
<b>Official Name:</b> Tendopolis-sur-la-Marne
<b>Local Name:</b> Tendo City
<b>National anthem:</b> Saria's Song
<b>Population:</b> Varies; usually about 15
<b>Government:</b> Overseas territory of the Goron Empire
<b>Ethnicity:</b> 90% Tendite, 10% bovine
<b>Chief Exports:</b> Intellectual thought; console debates; peanuts
<b>Official animal:</b> The cow
<b>Official language:</b> Tendese-English (with Computer Jargon spoken by a sizable majority)
<b>Military:</b> No native forces: defense is the responsibility of the Goron Empire
<b>Gross Domestic Product:</b> $1.35
<cow></cow>
Here's the fast facts on the low down of Tendo City!
<b>Official Name:</b> Tendopolis-sur-la-Marne
<b>Local Name:</b> Tendo City
<b>National anthem:</b> Saria's Song
<b>Population:</b> Varies; usually about 15
<b>Government:</b> Overseas territory of the Goron Empire
<b>Ethnicity:</b> 90% Tendite, 10% bovine
<b>Chief Exports:</b> Intellectual thought; console debates; peanuts
<b>Official animal:</b> The cow
<b>Official language:</b> Tendese-English (with Computer Jargon spoken by a sizable majority)
<b>Military:</b> No native forces: defense is the responsibility of the Goron Empire
<b>Gross Domestic Product:</b> $1.35
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST