27th August 2005, 7:56 PM
Welcome to the province of Tendo City, under Goron occupation. Do you have your passport? Yes---things seem to be in order here. Thank you, and enjoy your stay. You'll find the local culture is rich, from Shiggy-drawing contests, to despotic Goron rule, to terribly relevant Bacon or Shoes debates.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST