8th August 2005, 8:44 PM
Dear Jack Thompson;
My name is Ryan Usher. I am also a psychology student, and I feel forced to postulate a theory in regards to your self-styled 'crusade' against video games:
You are a fucking idiot. You seriously need to get laid with something, anything. You can freaking have sex with me if it will ease your mind. I don't swing that way but I'm willing to sacrifice my ironclad heterosexuality in the interests of preserving the rights of gamers, the rights of free speech, and to sate the bloodlust you seem to have for anything even remotely fun.
And I don't even like Grand Theft Auto.
So, in closing, get fucked, you sorry sad-ass sack of buzzard fuck.
Love,
Ryan Usher
My name is Ryan Usher. I am also a psychology student, and I feel forced to postulate a theory in regards to your self-styled 'crusade' against video games:
You are a fucking idiot. You seriously need to get laid with something, anything. You can freaking have sex with me if it will ease your mind. I don't swing that way but I'm willing to sacrifice my ironclad heterosexuality in the interests of preserving the rights of gamers, the rights of free speech, and to sate the bloodlust you seem to have for anything even remotely fun.
And I don't even like Grand Theft Auto.
So, in closing, get fucked, you sorry sad-ass sack of buzzard fuck.
Love,
Ryan Usher
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