27th July 2005, 8:39 PM
*Darunia is sitting at his large desk, in his office. A knock at the door, and in steps his deputy*
DARUNIA: Ah--yes. The report?
DEPUTY: Yes, it seems that no one bothered to acknowledge your last post in this thread, M'lord.
DARUNIA: But... they didn't read it? It was a thoughtful analysis of the industry and everything!
DEPUTY: Alas, I fear that no one bothered to respond to it.
DARUNIA(now on his feet, furious): Declare war! Mobilize the Old Guard! Send word to all units and posts! Double conscription!! Now, damn you!
DEPUTY: We've tried that before, M'Lord, they don't seem to care much. In fact, they generally ridicule your war-making-might, Oh King.
DARUNIA (sitting back down, pouting): Well, then they suck for that.
DEPUTY: Doubtlessly, M'Lord, doubtlessly.
DARUNIA: Ah--yes. The report?
DEPUTY: Yes, it seems that no one bothered to acknowledge your last post in this thread, M'lord.
DARUNIA: But... they didn't read it? It was a thoughtful analysis of the industry and everything!
DEPUTY: Alas, I fear that no one bothered to respond to it.
DARUNIA(now on his feet, furious): Declare war! Mobilize the Old Guard! Send word to all units and posts! Double conscription!! Now, damn you!
DEPUTY: We've tried that before, M'Lord, they don't seem to care much. In fact, they generally ridicule your war-making-might, Oh King.
DARUNIA (sitting back down, pouting): Well, then they suck for that.
DEPUTY: Doubtlessly, M'Lord, doubtlessly.
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