28th June 2005, 11:22 PM
Therapist is a term used very loosely in this case. Basically what this tells you is that yes, it IS important to check those diplomas on the wall!
"Wait a second, this isn't a diploma!"
"Y-yes it is!"
"No, I'm pretty sure this is fly paper..."
"Um... look closer..."
"Nope, still fly paper from here too..."
"Um, maybe if you stare at it longer you'll.. WHA!" *shoves man's face into flypaper*
"Aaah! Aah! My face is stuck! Ah there's a bug in my eye!"
"That'll show you!" *hits button and wall spins around into flames.*
"Family walks in* "We were getting a little worried from the noise and... is that burning?"
"No it's just some alternative therapy I've been working on. Please, sit down."
"Wait a second, this isn't a diploma!"
"Y-yes it is!"
"No, I'm pretty sure this is fly paper..."
"Um... look closer..."
"Nope, still fly paper from here too..."
"Um, maybe if you stare at it longer you'll.. WHA!" *shoves man's face into flypaper*
"Aaah! Aah! My face is stuck! Ah there's a bug in my eye!"
"That'll show you!" *hits button and wall spins around into flames.*
"Family walks in* "We were getting a little worried from the noise and... is that burning?"
"No it's just some alternative therapy I've been working on. Please, sit down."
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)