10th June 2005, 12:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 10th June 2005, 12:34 PM by lazyfatbum.)
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY!!!!!!!
25 years ago your mouth was filled with your mother's fluids and probably feces, way to go! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have been part of a life long experiment of branding individuals in to yet another classification but this main catagory deals with numbers! That's right! You can now attach a new number to your already changing numerical statistics: Your weight, height, vision, number of fat cells versus muscle percentage, the amount of money you currently have and hope to have in the future, number of BM's per week (by day?), the numerical value of the attractiveness of the opposite sex (and of course yours!) and how many you have been sexual with or hope to be! Now you're age has altered as well! CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, Happy Birthday Dear Smoke! You have furthered your identity by placing yet another new number in your conscious brain to dictate your lifestyle! Watch how the younger girls avoid you; A constant reminder of your mortal soul and your awareness of death that IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WAITING AT EVERY TURN FOR YOU TO FUCK UP SO IT CAN DRAG YOU IN TO THE BLACK OCEAN OF ETERNAL SLEEP.
...and many mooooooore! BLOW THE DAMN CANDLES
25 years ago your mouth was filled with your mother's fluids and probably feces, way to go! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have been part of a life long experiment of branding individuals in to yet another classification but this main catagory deals with numbers! That's right! You can now attach a new number to your already changing numerical statistics: Your weight, height, vision, number of fat cells versus muscle percentage, the amount of money you currently have and hope to have in the future, number of BM's per week (by day?), the numerical value of the attractiveness of the opposite sex (and of course yours!) and how many you have been sexual with or hope to be! Now you're age has altered as well! CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, Happy Birthday Dear Smoke! You have furthered your identity by placing yet another new number in your conscious brain to dictate your lifestyle! Watch how the younger girls avoid you; A constant reminder of your mortal soul and your awareness of death that IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WAITING AT EVERY TURN FOR YOU TO FUCK UP SO IT CAN DRAG YOU IN TO THE BLACK OCEAN OF ETERNAL SLEEP.
...and many mooooooore! BLOW THE DAMN CANDLES