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[A Black Falcon]

Of course! Since you helped elect him he has to whatever you ask him to do!

Yup!

I have an idea!

*children are crying*

Officer: I got a call that some deranged asexual cat thing has been brainwashing children to spout out a website's address on command and tying them to mailboxes.

DJ: Thank goodness you're here officer! That's the perpetrator, right there, by the phone!

Darunia: Hey what, NO!

Officer: You're taking the fall son! *bang bang bang*

DJ: Wow, I can't believe you fell for that.

Officer: WHAT did you say?

DJ: Nothing. Um, did I mention what a tremendous lover you are?

Officer: No but... wait a sec...

*flashback to 3 weeks ago*

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

DJ: Why no officer. Did I mention what a tremendous lover you are?

*back to now, presently*

Officer: Hey! You're that cat thing who threw a water balloon filled with PAINT at my windshield speeding by at 170 MPH!

DJ: Um, sorry you must be confusing me with someone else.

Officer: Oh, my mistake.

DJ: Idiot! You were supposed to see THROUGH my ruse and drag me away in chains!

Officer: WHAT?

DJ: Nothing!

Officer: That's it, you're taking the fall this time! *bang bang bang*

DJ: ooowiiiie!

Well, you could try it... :)