15th May 2005, 4:15 AM
It's completely my opinion but I have more fun reading what they say than hearing it. I like reading, it took me my entire early childhood to understand it and i'm going to use it dammit.
What do you think I sound like ABF? you think I sound like lazyfatbum and everyone here (who hasn't heard my voice) has a different idea of what I sound like. For example, I bet OB1 sounds like a queefing vagina on an elderly woman with some kind of horrid disease on her crotch that makes this thick dark green mucas flatulate from the inside out everytime it takes a heavy breath and just barely resembles Yoko Ono.
DJ sounds like a really small child with a nasaly voice and a huge brain speaking through a cheap voice changing megaphone that makes his voice sound like a 50's robot/monster.
Great Rumbler has a distinguished lisp and constantly pops his P's and hovers too long on vowel sounds but he's very smart otherwise.
Sacred jellybean has the exact same voice as a young Sir Alec Guiness without the british accent and laughs like this: "heh-wah-hah!".
Smoke unfortunately cant actually be heard as his vast array of communication methods are all built around the idea of mind warping pornography but he does occasionally make that sound that deaf people make when they try to talk.
ABF I bet you sound exactly like Eyore.
Private Hudson sounds like John Goodman with an austrailian accent that he tries to repress and make it sound british but it usually ends up sounding like American television announcers so everything is overly punctuated and dramatic. If his girlfriend asked him if he wanted breakfast, he would say: "Recent studies indicate that I would, indeed, enjoy a breakfast "meal". Bacon is a definite factor; More after I poop. Back to you in the kitchen."
Edenmaster has an uncontrollable urge to giggle after every sentence that he is sometimes self conscious about and by trying to stop it, he ends up reversing the flow of air in his throat and makes a light and high burping sound that he quickly recovers by clearing his throat, he also makes that 'kissing lips' face when he's thinking though this has nothing to do with his voice.
Big Guy is Yellow Bastard from Sin City, this is a fact.
N_A sounds exactly like Jackie Chan which makes him sound really cute however people usually pay no attention to what he's actually saying since they're waiting for him to pronounce words like "Network", "Bathroom" or "Tennis" and rely on him for entertainment.
Undertow is a cross between Lucifer and Bea Arthur. he spits a little when he says "Disrespect" and he makes a farting sound out of the corner of his mouth when he thinks, he drooled a little when he was young but he had most of his tongue removed which unfortunately only made the problem worse until his early 20's when he got a second mouth implant above his right eye (that's why I said Bea Arthur).
What do you think I sound like ABF? you think I sound like lazyfatbum and everyone here (who hasn't heard my voice) has a different idea of what I sound like. For example, I bet OB1 sounds like a queefing vagina on an elderly woman with some kind of horrid disease on her crotch that makes this thick dark green mucas flatulate from the inside out everytime it takes a heavy breath and just barely resembles Yoko Ono.
DJ sounds like a really small child with a nasaly voice and a huge brain speaking through a cheap voice changing megaphone that makes his voice sound like a 50's robot/monster.
Great Rumbler has a distinguished lisp and constantly pops his P's and hovers too long on vowel sounds but he's very smart otherwise.
Sacred jellybean has the exact same voice as a young Sir Alec Guiness without the british accent and laughs like this: "heh-wah-hah!".
Smoke unfortunately cant actually be heard as his vast array of communication methods are all built around the idea of mind warping pornography but he does occasionally make that sound that deaf people make when they try to talk.
ABF I bet you sound exactly like Eyore.
Private Hudson sounds like John Goodman with an austrailian accent that he tries to repress and make it sound british but it usually ends up sounding like American television announcers so everything is overly punctuated and dramatic. If his girlfriend asked him if he wanted breakfast, he would say: "Recent studies indicate that I would, indeed, enjoy a breakfast "meal". Bacon is a definite factor; More after I poop. Back to you in the kitchen."
Edenmaster has an uncontrollable urge to giggle after every sentence that he is sometimes self conscious about and by trying to stop it, he ends up reversing the flow of air in his throat and makes a light and high burping sound that he quickly recovers by clearing his throat, he also makes that 'kissing lips' face when he's thinking though this has nothing to do with his voice.
Big Guy is Yellow Bastard from Sin City, this is a fact.
N_A sounds exactly like Jackie Chan which makes him sound really cute however people usually pay no attention to what he's actually saying since they're waiting for him to pronounce words like "Network", "Bathroom" or "Tennis" and rely on him for entertainment.
Undertow is a cross between Lucifer and Bea Arthur. he spits a little when he says "Disrespect" and he makes a farting sound out of the corner of his mouth when he thinks, he drooled a little when he was young but he had most of his tongue removed which unfortunately only made the problem worse until his early 20's when he got a second mouth implant above his right eye (that's why I said Bea Arthur).