13th May 2005, 3:52 AM
News Article: First Revolution Details
News Date: 05/13/2005
Source: The New York Times
Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/13/techno...oref=login
Perrin Kaplan drops some tiny details on Revolution the night of the Xbox 360 reveal.
By now, everyone knows just about everything there is to know about Xbox 360. Nintendo, on the other hand, has kept a fairly tight lid on the details of their next console, codenamed Revolution. All that has been known until now is that it will feature wireless connectivity, similar to the Nintendo DS.
Today, Perrin Kaplan (Nintendo's Vice President of Corporate Affairs) has divulged some info about Revolution to The New York Times. The article is mostly about Xbox 360, but Kaplan did give some interesting information on two facets of Revolution, including it's size, described as horizontal, and no taller than three stacked DVD cases. That's pretty small, but why use DVD cases as a frame of reference? The answer will make many Nintendo fans quite happy.
Kaplan: "Unlike GameCube, the new system will play DVD's", Ms. Kaplan said, "and will feature a wireless controller. It will play GameCube games as well as a new class of high-definition games, with new emphasis on online play".
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could give a shit about the ability to play DVD's, I have a DVD player, but alot of people will see that as a reason to buy! I'dont understand what an 'HD DVD' is other than that it holds more info than a standard DVD, so hell's bells bigger DVD's YESSSSSS! Confirmed wireless controllers too!!!!!!! I hope they're not suck like XBox360's! But the best part is, because Kaplan was describing what the system looks like, that means it's FINALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's no reason other than politics NOT to show it at E3! *everyone* is saying the XBox360 is a failure, even XBOX FANS! So Nintendo better effing go nuts at the show and show us amazing stuff like FUCKING METROID IN 3-D with GLASSES and THINGS FROM THE FUTURE THAT MAKE BUZZING SOUNDS And now..... RIDE ON GOD'S PENIS AND SING KENNY LOGGINS!
Revvin' up your engine!!!!
Listen to her howlin' roar!!!!!!
Metal under tension!!!!!
Beggin' you to touch and go!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!
Ride into the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Headin' into twilight!!!!!!!!!
Spreadin' out her wings tonight!!!!!!
She got you jumpin' off the track!!!!!!
And shovin' into overdrive!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!
I'll take you!!!!
Right into the Danger Zone (on God's penis)!!!!!
You'll never say hello to you!!!!! (?????)
Until you get it on the red line overload!!!!!
You'll never know what you can do!!!!!!!!!
Until you get it up as high as you can go!!!!!!!!
Out along the edges!!!!!!!
Always where I burn to be!!!!!!!!!!!
The further on the edge!!!!!!!!
The hotter the intensity (God's penis)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna take you!!!!!!!
Right into the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E 3 IS GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PENIS HURTS FROM ALL THE MASTURBATING!!!!!!!
News Date: 05/13/2005
Source: The New York Times
Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/13/techno...oref=login
Perrin Kaplan drops some tiny details on Revolution the night of the Xbox 360 reveal.
By now, everyone knows just about everything there is to know about Xbox 360. Nintendo, on the other hand, has kept a fairly tight lid on the details of their next console, codenamed Revolution. All that has been known until now is that it will feature wireless connectivity, similar to the Nintendo DS.
Today, Perrin Kaplan (Nintendo's Vice President of Corporate Affairs) has divulged some info about Revolution to The New York Times. The article is mostly about Xbox 360, but Kaplan did give some interesting information on two facets of Revolution, including it's size, described as horizontal, and no taller than three stacked DVD cases. That's pretty small, but why use DVD cases as a frame of reference? The answer will make many Nintendo fans quite happy.
Kaplan: "Unlike GameCube, the new system will play DVD's", Ms. Kaplan said, "and will feature a wireless controller. It will play GameCube games as well as a new class of high-definition games, with new emphasis on online play".
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could give a shit about the ability to play DVD's, I have a DVD player, but alot of people will see that as a reason to buy! I'dont understand what an 'HD DVD' is other than that it holds more info than a standard DVD, so hell's bells bigger DVD's YESSSSSS! Confirmed wireless controllers too!!!!!!! I hope they're not suck like XBox360's! But the best part is, because Kaplan was describing what the system looks like, that means it's FINALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's no reason other than politics NOT to show it at E3! *everyone* is saying the XBox360 is a failure, even XBOX FANS! So Nintendo better effing go nuts at the show and show us amazing stuff like FUCKING METROID IN 3-D with GLASSES and THINGS FROM THE FUTURE THAT MAKE BUZZING SOUNDS And now..... RIDE ON GOD'S PENIS AND SING KENNY LOGGINS!
Revvin' up your engine!!!!
Listen to her howlin' roar!!!!!!
Metal under tension!!!!!
Beggin' you to touch and go!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!
Ride into the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Headin' into twilight!!!!!!!!!
Spreadin' out her wings tonight!!!!!!
She got you jumpin' off the track!!!!!!
And shovin' into overdrive!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!
I'll take you!!!!
Right into the Danger Zone (on God's penis)!!!!!
You'll never say hello to you!!!!! (?????)
Until you get it on the red line overload!!!!!
You'll never know what you can do!!!!!!!!!
Until you get it up as high as you can go!!!!!!!!
Out along the edges!!!!!!!
Always where I burn to be!!!!!!!!!!!
The further on the edge!!!!!!!!
The hotter the intensity (God's penis)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna take you!!!!!!!
Right into the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highway to the Danger Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E 3 IS GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PENIS HURTS FROM ALL THE MASTURBATING!!!!!!!