4th May 2005, 3:01 PM
Nintendo sucks! They didn't pioneer anything! Anything you think Nintendo pioneered, just take out the word "Nintendo" and add in the word "Sega"! Or "some obscure company that made one innovative game never to be heard of again"!!!
You know why you think Nintendo is good>? Because you guys are all gay! GAY! SEE THIS?!
[img[http://www.gaysex.com/gayarchives/really.../gay02.jpg[/img]
DID THAT TURN YOU ON!? PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GAY AND ARE TURNED ON BY GAY THINGS!!!
Barry White: Wait wait... I'm confused.... am I actually black?
Tina Turner: .... who cares? *sucks Barry White's dick*
Barry White's Dick: LESS TEETH!! LESS TEETH!!
Donald Trumph:...... *still a fetus*
Harvey Keitel: YO I BE DOWN WITH MY PEEPS WHILE I'M CRUIZIN' ON THE STREETS!
ABF: Hey, I like Cruizin'!
OB1: That's because you like sucking dick!
ABF: .... oh...... *sucks OB1's dick*
OB1:... I knew it!!
OB1's dick:...... what's HAPPENING TO ME!?!!
OB1: I... I don't know...
Harvey Keitel: Well, I didn't want to DROP ANY NAMES but my very powerful and very influential friend SIR LEONARD BOTTOMSWORTH will be here any moment...
Sir Leonard Bottomsworth: ..wha... so... what, do I actually exist, or what?
Harvey Keitel: You, I.. well.... I meant to say Burt Reynolds...
Sir Leonard Bottomsworth: Oh.... *sucks OB1's dick*
OB1:.... fuck yyeeaah!
Burt Reynolds: Did someone... mention my name? *takes off sunglasses and winks at camera*
Sylvester Stallone: Wauit.. saw.. yaur sayIN dat dat cat in dem caurtOONS is nawt agzually ME?! FUCK DAT SHIT. DEM NIGGERS'LL be out on de street n' shit, n' I'll be like "HAEY! NIGGER! I need my tyre changed, but I do say old chap that you have to have the most lovely skin I've seen in my life! Do you moisturize daily?
Carson Daily: I wish! *budumpish*
ABF:....... *plays Warcraft 3*
Tony Danza: HEY DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M TONY FUCKING DANZA AND IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT, YOU'RE GONNA BE PICKING YOUR BALLS UP OFF OF DA MOTHER FUCKING FLOOR!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN!? DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN!? BECAUSE I'MMA CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA FALL TO THE FLOOR!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? BECAUSE WE ARE ON AN ADVANCED SPACE SHIP WHICH HAS A CENTRAL LIVING AREA WITH SPINS AT A SLOW ENOUGH RATE THAT WE DON'T NOTICE THE MOVEMENT, BUT FAST ENOUGH TO GENERATE ENOUGH CENTREFUGAL FORCE TO BE THE EQUIVILENT OF 1/6th OF A G! THUS WHEN I CUT OFF YOUR BALLS THEY WILL FALL TO THE FLOOR!
Bette Middler: So... wait.. I'm confused.... am I black??
Barry White: That's what I was trying to figure out!
Michael Bolton: Hey Tony! I have a question..
Tony Danza: GO AHEAD MICHAEL BOLTON I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, YEAH GO AHEAD GO AHEAD.
Michael Bolton: You say that we are on a space ship, but I'm pretty sure we're still on earth. In fact... I know we are. What the fuck are you talking about? Does the earth use centrefugal forces too??
Tony Danza: HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT AM I MR. SCIENCE GUY NOW, EH? FORGET ABOUT IT.
Kenny G: Actually, Tony, I'd like to know the answer to that too. The way I figure it, maybe Tony just meant that in the grand scheme of things, the earth itself is like a space ship, only an organic one which has no propulsion, so we're just basically going with the flow. Is that what you meant, Tony?
Tony Danza: SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. HEY KENNY, I LIKE YOUR MUSIC.
So you can all go fuck a sheet of corrigated iron on a ballroom made out of old K-Mart catelogues (YES EVEN THE CEILING FANS LOL) so that I can satisfy my own erotic sexual fantasy in various classic literature pieces as "SPACE GHOST WHO HAVE SEX" and "Tony Danza's Adventures on the set of Full House". Meanwhile, the kittens will be running over my FACE like some sort of lubricated funhouse of DEATH due to the BOMB.
p.s. CLICK ON [url=[img[http://www.gaysex.com/gayarchives/really.../gay02.jpg[/img]]THIS LINK[/url[ HAHAHAHA SUCKERS! FUCK YOU
You know why you think Nintendo is good>? Because you guys are all gay! GAY! SEE THIS?!
[img[http://www.gaysex.com/gayarchives/really.../gay02.jpg[/img]
DID THAT TURN YOU ON!? PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GAY AND ARE TURNED ON BY GAY THINGS!!!
Barry White: Wait wait... I'm confused.... am I actually black?
Tina Turner: .... who cares? *sucks Barry White's dick*
Barry White's Dick: LESS TEETH!! LESS TEETH!!
Donald Trumph:...... *still a fetus*
Harvey Keitel: YO I BE DOWN WITH MY PEEPS WHILE I'M CRUIZIN' ON THE STREETS!
ABF: Hey, I like Cruizin'!
OB1: That's because you like sucking dick!
ABF: .... oh...... *sucks OB1's dick*
OB1:... I knew it!!
OB1's dick:...... what's HAPPENING TO ME!?!!
OB1: I... I don't know...
Harvey Keitel: Well, I didn't want to DROP ANY NAMES but my very powerful and very influential friend SIR LEONARD BOTTOMSWORTH will be here any moment...
Sir Leonard Bottomsworth: ..wha... so... what, do I actually exist, or what?
Harvey Keitel: You, I.. well.... I meant to say Burt Reynolds...
Sir Leonard Bottomsworth: Oh.... *sucks OB1's dick*
OB1:.... fuck yyeeaah!
Burt Reynolds: Did someone... mention my name? *takes off sunglasses and winks at camera*
Sylvester Stallone: Wauit.. saw.. yaur sayIN dat dat cat in dem caurtOONS is nawt agzually ME?! FUCK DAT SHIT. DEM NIGGERS'LL be out on de street n' shit, n' I'll be like "HAEY! NIGGER! I need my tyre changed, but I do say old chap that you have to have the most lovely skin I've seen in my life! Do you moisturize daily?
Carson Daily: I wish! *budumpish*
ABF:....... *plays Warcraft 3*
Tony Danza: HEY DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M TONY FUCKING DANZA AND IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT, YOU'RE GONNA BE PICKING YOUR BALLS UP OFF OF DA MOTHER FUCKING FLOOR!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN!? DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN!? BECAUSE I'MMA CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA FALL TO THE FLOOR!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? DO YOU KNOW WHY!? BECAUSE WE ARE ON AN ADVANCED SPACE SHIP WHICH HAS A CENTRAL LIVING AREA WITH SPINS AT A SLOW ENOUGH RATE THAT WE DON'T NOTICE THE MOVEMENT, BUT FAST ENOUGH TO GENERATE ENOUGH CENTREFUGAL FORCE TO BE THE EQUIVILENT OF 1/6th OF A G! THUS WHEN I CUT OFF YOUR BALLS THEY WILL FALL TO THE FLOOR!
Bette Middler: So... wait.. I'm confused.... am I black??
Barry White: That's what I was trying to figure out!
Michael Bolton: Hey Tony! I have a question..
Tony Danza: GO AHEAD MICHAEL BOLTON I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, YEAH GO AHEAD GO AHEAD.
Michael Bolton: You say that we are on a space ship, but I'm pretty sure we're still on earth. In fact... I know we are. What the fuck are you talking about? Does the earth use centrefugal forces too??
Tony Danza: HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT AM I MR. SCIENCE GUY NOW, EH? FORGET ABOUT IT.
Kenny G: Actually, Tony, I'd like to know the answer to that too. The way I figure it, maybe Tony just meant that in the grand scheme of things, the earth itself is like a space ship, only an organic one which has no propulsion, so we're just basically going with the flow. Is that what you meant, Tony?
Tony Danza: SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. HEY KENNY, I LIKE YOUR MUSIC.
So you can all go fuck a sheet of corrigated iron on a ballroom made out of old K-Mart catelogues (YES EVEN THE CEILING FANS LOL) so that I can satisfy my own erotic sexual fantasy in various classic literature pieces as "SPACE GHOST WHO HAVE SEX" and "Tony Danza's Adventures on the set of Full House". Meanwhile, the kittens will be running over my FACE like some sort of lubricated funhouse of DEATH due to the BOMB.
p.s. CLICK ON [url=[img[http://www.gaysex.com/gayarchives/really.../gay02.jpg[/img]]THIS LINK[/url[ HAHAHAHA SUCKERS! FUCK YOU
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!