17th April 2005, 1:21 PM
I dreamed the world was cracked in half and all the governments of the world helped create thousands of giant steel rods the size of sky scrapers to keep the earth held together. But it didn't work and everyone died but me, so I pulled the earth together and expected to hear a huge 'Thunk!" when it came back together, but instead I heard a clicking sound and a voice of a small child saying "Human Planet allignment successful". Then I got freaked out because she said "Human Planet" and I started waiting for aliens to show up, but they never did. When I woke up, my arms still hurt from pulling the earth together.
Effing weird.
Oh and I had huge morning wood that made it hard to pee. But I managed.
Effing weird.
Oh and I had huge morning wood that made it hard to pee. But I managed.