15th April 2005, 8:20 AM
All Tendites are hereby forbidden to ever make such a STUPID and useless thread as this in the future. First time offenders of this new mandate shall be defenestrated; second offenders will spend a weekend in the Goron Room of Horrible Tortures... and there won't be any Third Time Offenders.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST