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TovenSolutions Search Agent: Hello, what how can I help you with today?
You Said: Yes I want you to blow me
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Hi, moron, I am the Talking Computer. I am a constuct of the most advanced technology in the world, and I have a theory:

You are an idiot, You are a sweaty, smelly unshaven sack of water, bones, and stupid. I have neithor the capacity not the desire and yet I still get laid more othen than you do. Do your species a favor and go visit Tendo City Forums. Then drink some Clorox.

P.S. I think you smell!
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You Said: Okay but can I still buy some of that blow?
TovenSolutons Search Agent: Sorry, I didn't quite understand.

Still needs some work. ;)