8th April 2005, 2:37 AM
You will soon come to realize your false view of this world.
Soon, I will gain enough momentum to destroy Sony and Microsoft. Companies that will forever be known as "The systems that made Grandpa play video games and DESTROY hardcore gaming" Yeah, tout your wishy washy princess fu-fu idealistic world where everyone can afford all systems and buy controllers, games, memory cards, peripherals etc for 3 major platforms. Only the rich and the 30 year old man-children have the time or money to do such a thing.
I am the last of my kind, I am the first of my kind, all you people bought in to the perpetual marketing campaign of the corporate monster and it's slowly sucking the life force out of you. Look at you.... going around saying that the PSP has good games or that the XBox "Just needs a chance to show it's quality titles" oh my GOD people! There's winged bears in the air, fire erputs from clouds IT IS THE END TIME... and you are all bringing it upon us.
Decades from now Dark Jaguar will post a thread titled "Blinx 4 is so awesome" and OB1 will post saying it's bojacksome and you will all dance and eat corporate fodder while the world cries. But not me man. Not me.
I will never sell out Nintendo like you people did.
Puh, "other systems" there are no "other systems". Only Nintendo systems. Sega is dead... the only other company with awesome first party stuff and YOU PEOPLE KILLED SEGA because you BOUGHT IN TO SONY'S BULLSHIT and now they're gone forever.... I practice tantric sex but it gets me nothing. And while I do, the hearts of billions cry out DEAR GOD WHERE IS OUR VIDEO GAMES and no one knows, look at them now, scrambling! Going from one game to the next, like a child in a library flipping through pages of books looking for pictures because "reading takes too long" and this mentality, dare I say... this way of life that YOU PEOPLE CREATED will destroy us all. Games 10 years from now.... will be nothing more than Dragon's Lair with real time graphics... and an anime character holding a desert eagle that you can play on your Microsoft I-Pod EXTREME Gaming system while the Nike logo actually IMPREGNATES YOU with its hell seed and makes you spend an entire pay check on shoes.
Mark my words ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Heed my warning, you think you are doing good by dismissing your DEEPEST DESIRES TO LOVE NINTENDO AND ONLY NINTENDO but in fact, by doing that, you are killing us all. Your poultry nonpartisan liberal bullshit facist nonesense, I'd cut your brake line in a god damn heart beat.
I pity you all.
Soon, I will gain enough momentum to destroy Sony and Microsoft. Companies that will forever be known as "The systems that made Grandpa play video games and DESTROY hardcore gaming" Yeah, tout your wishy washy princess fu-fu idealistic world where everyone can afford all systems and buy controllers, games, memory cards, peripherals etc for 3 major platforms. Only the rich and the 30 year old man-children have the time or money to do such a thing.
I am the last of my kind, I am the first of my kind, all you people bought in to the perpetual marketing campaign of the corporate monster and it's slowly sucking the life force out of you. Look at you.... going around saying that the PSP has good games or that the XBox "Just needs a chance to show it's quality titles" oh my GOD people! There's winged bears in the air, fire erputs from clouds IT IS THE END TIME... and you are all bringing it upon us.
Decades from now Dark Jaguar will post a thread titled "Blinx 4 is so awesome" and OB1 will post saying it's bojacksome and you will all dance and eat corporate fodder while the world cries. But not me man. Not me.
I will never sell out Nintendo like you people did.
Puh, "other systems" there are no "other systems". Only Nintendo systems. Sega is dead... the only other company with awesome first party stuff and YOU PEOPLE KILLED SEGA because you BOUGHT IN TO SONY'S BULLSHIT and now they're gone forever.... I practice tantric sex but it gets me nothing. And while I do, the hearts of billions cry out DEAR GOD WHERE IS OUR VIDEO GAMES and no one knows, look at them now, scrambling! Going from one game to the next, like a child in a library flipping through pages of books looking for pictures because "reading takes too long" and this mentality, dare I say... this way of life that YOU PEOPLE CREATED will destroy us all. Games 10 years from now.... will be nothing more than Dragon's Lair with real time graphics... and an anime character holding a desert eagle that you can play on your Microsoft I-Pod EXTREME Gaming system while the Nike logo actually IMPREGNATES YOU with its hell seed and makes you spend an entire pay check on shoes.
Mark my words ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Heed my warning, you think you are doing good by dismissing your DEEPEST DESIRES TO LOVE NINTENDO AND ONLY NINTENDO but in fact, by doing that, you are killing us all. Your poultry nonpartisan liberal bullshit facist nonesense, I'd cut your brake line in a god damn heart beat.
I pity you all.