7th April 2005, 12:50 AM
I rub my asshole on PS3, I make XBox 2 lick my dog's penis and Gamecube only has mascots. I see exclusives and I want to vomit, the idea of peripherals and add-ons, unless really well thought out and actually USED give me a taste in my mouth like the inside of a fake leg. I can name 3 games on PS2 that I would actually buy (ICO, Silent Hill 3 and 4) and I cant think of any on XBox that I would even rent let alone wipe my ass with even if I was in the middle of a fucking cactus field littered with used syringes and Gamecube takes too long between releases.
I like hearing about how Nintendo is making money, I like hearing that "my team" is doing well. But dammit someone kick Nintendo in the shit hole and make them get some God forsaken third parties for Christ's sake.
I want Mario, Zelda and Metroid, Pikmin and Animal Crossing, all the weird little titles and all the flagship masterpieces AND I want AAA third parties too because i'm a picky bastard and i expect everything handed to me on a silver plate otherwise I will complain like a whiny ignorant child like every other console owner in existence.
Okay i'm done.
Oh and suck my shit Sony, suck my fucking shit. I hope you lose so much money on the PSP that you have to whore yourselves in the electronics district and sellout to fly-by-night Chinese entrepreneurial companies that were formed on a whim by BORED DIGNATARIES.
I like hearing about how Nintendo is making money, I like hearing that "my team" is doing well. But dammit someone kick Nintendo in the shit hole and make them get some God forsaken third parties for Christ's sake.
I want Mario, Zelda and Metroid, Pikmin and Animal Crossing, all the weird little titles and all the flagship masterpieces AND I want AAA third parties too because i'm a picky bastard and i expect everything handed to me on a silver plate otherwise I will complain like a whiny ignorant child like every other console owner in existence.
Okay i'm done.
Oh and suck my shit Sony, suck my fucking shit. I hope you lose so much money on the PSP that you have to whore yourselves in the electronics district and sellout to fly-by-night Chinese entrepreneurial companies that were formed on a whim by BORED DIGNATARIES.