All right, I'll do it.

[EdenMaster]

Hehehe, was it Smoke? I thought it was Stealth...ah well. Agreed, that was one of your finer moments.

Remember the headline from April 1st, 2002?

After three long years of Tendo City, and after one year in the hands of Weltall as tendocity.net after the big ice-9 fiasco, Tendo City has been bought out by Microsoft and will now become Microcity.net. When asked about the abrupt move, Ryan Usher (Weltall) commented, "This place sucks, all we ever talk about are stupid girly Nintendo games that suck. And the only people who past are morons that go by stupid names like 'fittisize', 'OB1', 'Laser Link', and 'TheBiggah'. What's with that? What the FUCK is a 'Fittisize'?? I personally hate that guy more than anyone else. I think that once Tendo City becomes Micro City, we'll start getting much better posters here and get rid of those idiots." When asked about why he took over Tendo City to begin with if he hates Nintendo so much, Weltall responded, "I had planned on turning this place into the best Microsoft website and forum ever from the beginning, and once Microsoft contacted me about a possible buy-out, I immediately said 'yes'. Goodbye, losers!" This news came as much surprise to the forums posters, and they responded with a lot of shock and anger. "What the fuck. Damn, I knew we shouldn't have let that Sony fanboy take over this place. What a bastard", said Tendo City poster Dark Jaguar. Some people weren't so angry however, like TheBiggah, who commented, "Frankly, I'm glad about this whole thing. Nintendo sucks anyways. I plan on staying." Stay posted, as we'll have more on this shocking news story shortly.

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