28th March 2005, 3:34 AM
we're all losers, that's why we hang out here so we can pretend we're not. Jesus obquiet get with the god damn program idiot. Look around you, do you see anyone here that looks like they would have a date?
ASM probably wets the bed and talks about 'how cool' his mom is, Dark Jaguar gets off on confusing people with his gender, Fittisize is from Switzerland or some shit, and I mean who dates the swiss, seriously. Smoke wants to make women in to furniture, Private Hudson has that horrible Benny Hill/Crocodile Hunter accent, ABF has no dick, Deanna has a boyfriend that's bred from a family tree that doesn't fork, i'm married so you know I dont get laid (I dont even remember what sex is, at this point I think it involves sandwiches), Great Rumbler would probably cry for days if a woman actually touched him (and that's if she got past the fact that he looks like a 6 year old), you KNOW Darunia is in to animal porn, Big Guy is probably a convicted serial rapist and OBQuiet you get better orgasms over arguments with guys than any female could ever give you.
The only person here who gets laid on a regular basis is Weltall, and he wants to clean the diarhea off Helen Hunt's ass with his hands. go figure.
I myself post here because I love it. I love it on Monday morning, I love it on Thursday afternoon and I love it on Saturday night. And if that makes me a loser (it does) then so be it, i'm perfectly comfortable with that. Just remember that I'm a loser with a HUGE sandwich.
ASM probably wets the bed and talks about 'how cool' his mom is, Dark Jaguar gets off on confusing people with his gender, Fittisize is from Switzerland or some shit, and I mean who dates the swiss, seriously. Smoke wants to make women in to furniture, Private Hudson has that horrible Benny Hill/Crocodile Hunter accent, ABF has no dick, Deanna has a boyfriend that's bred from a family tree that doesn't fork, i'm married so you know I dont get laid (I dont even remember what sex is, at this point I think it involves sandwiches), Great Rumbler would probably cry for days if a woman actually touched him (and that's if she got past the fact that he looks like a 6 year old), you KNOW Darunia is in to animal porn, Big Guy is probably a convicted serial rapist and OBQuiet you get better orgasms over arguments with guys than any female could ever give you.
The only person here who gets laid on a regular basis is Weltall, and he wants to clean the diarhea off Helen Hunt's ass with his hands. go figure.
I myself post here because I love it. I love it on Monday morning, I love it on Thursday afternoon and I love it on Saturday night. And if that makes me a loser (it does) then so be it, i'm perfectly comfortable with that. Just remember that I'm a loser with a HUGE sandwich.