Experiment #784

[lazyfatbum]

I visited Yahoo Chatrooms under the name lazyfatbum2000.

I went to 9 Yahoo chat rooms.

In 3 of them, I asked an average of 4 people a minute to cyber with me.

In 3 others, I engaged normal conversation.

In the last 3, I did absolutely nothing.

2 hours went by.

In the 3 rooms that I tried to cyber with people I got asked out by a director in India, invited to a all-girl orgy in California and saw a live cam of an 18 year old post-op transvestite. I was asked to cyber with over 100 times, I lost count.

In the room where I had normal conversation I got the addresses and phone numbers of over 40 men and women who would like to 'have fun' with me, saw a live cam of a girl that used to be a gymnast twist her body so that she could give herself oral sex and had 3 women "fall in love" with me and beg me to come see them.

In the rooms where I did nothing, I recieved the following PM's:

Hi
I'm from Europe
Do you like dogs

hey
is your dick hard
Mine is
j/k
r ur there
im still hard

I have tits

hey man
weed brother
ok?

hi am from argentina
asl
your name is not descriptive of you i hope...

I'M FAT 2

...ya bum lol

i wanna party
wheres the party
party

omfg i saw ur pic in ur pro...
nm it wasnt u
whers ur pic
i bet your F A T
asl

Hey hone im showing right now
come see me
I me tyou in the other room
hey come see me
i'm all soapy

i'm asian ok?
my boyfriend is out of town
I need you
OK?

...ya
FUCKASS

you been idle for 2 hours
r u jacking off
can I watch
ok

My conclusion:

We are all desperate animals of sexual torture and we're all going to hell, in a line, 2 by 2.