15th March 2005, 5:26 PM
Plants do tend to have both "male" and "female" parts... I guess that it wouldn't be an astronomically large stretch to call cake a transvestite... Except, it's dead... It's a dead transvestite you cook in your oven.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)