12th March 2005, 12:04 AM
Dear God NO! Wash out your mouth with soap young man!
Lert me tell you a story....
One day an evil dictator raised an army of inhuman fiends they ruled all over the country side killing everything including puppies and cute girls THE KIND YOU LIKE JOHNNY Then the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA used its eagles and Moses to deliver a swift punch to the groin of every German in the world (In Germany) who are heartless spineless creatures of hypocricy and sausage meats sometimes chocolates but VILE SICKENING CHOCOLATES THAT KILL BABIES.
Soon the evil Japanese would side with the ANTI HUMAN German hordes in hopes of eating our brains and stealing our women so we sent Jesus who used his DEATH RAY on the vile Japanese animals who are without a doubt anything but human and the world rejoiced the eagles were regal and jesus sheathed his mighty death ray for the army of evils were destroyed by our MIGHT and our JUSTICE and our SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER WANGS.
So you see, Johnny.... scrap metal is needed to build bombs and guns and bullets. Why, even that trash over there can be used to make a bullet that could one day save your father's life
(eventhoughitwouldtechnicallybeourfaultforsendinghimintowar......ahem)
Buy WAR BONDS and send in your tires and scrap metal and pantyhose so that the EAGLES and JESUS and MOSES can kill the creatures from across the sea! (oh beautiful, oh spacious skies) and you know Johnny (it's a grande old flag it's a high flying flag) it could be you someday fighting for your country (the bombs bursting in air) and wouldn't you want us to show you our support?
Johnny: well golly! *Moses carries an Eagle and sheds a tear as he and Jesus look over an American sky line* Yeah mister!
(AND THE HOME......... OF THE....... BRAVE!!!!!!!)
trademark United States XXIIXIXM Central Intelligence Division of Secret Things possibly involving propoganda and mind control but usually just resorting to silly photoplays like this one. All Rights Reserved. Do not duplicate. not for re-sale outside of the US this means YOU, Hitler!
Lert me tell you a story....
One day an evil dictator raised an army of inhuman fiends they ruled all over the country side killing everything including puppies and cute girls THE KIND YOU LIKE JOHNNY Then the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA used its eagles and Moses to deliver a swift punch to the groin of every German in the world (In Germany) who are heartless spineless creatures of hypocricy and sausage meats sometimes chocolates but VILE SICKENING CHOCOLATES THAT KILL BABIES.
Soon the evil Japanese would side with the ANTI HUMAN German hordes in hopes of eating our brains and stealing our women so we sent Jesus who used his DEATH RAY on the vile Japanese animals who are without a doubt anything but human and the world rejoiced the eagles were regal and jesus sheathed his mighty death ray for the army of evils were destroyed by our MIGHT and our JUSTICE and our SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER WANGS.
So you see, Johnny.... scrap metal is needed to build bombs and guns and bullets. Why, even that trash over there can be used to make a bullet that could one day save your father's life
(eventhoughitwouldtechnicallybeourfaultforsendinghimintowar......ahem)
Buy WAR BONDS and send in your tires and scrap metal and pantyhose so that the EAGLES and JESUS and MOSES can kill the creatures from across the sea! (oh beautiful, oh spacious skies) and you know Johnny (it's a grande old flag it's a high flying flag) it could be you someday fighting for your country (the bombs bursting in air) and wouldn't you want us to show you our support?
Johnny: well golly! *Moses carries an Eagle and sheds a tear as he and Jesus look over an American sky line* Yeah mister!
(AND THE HOME......... OF THE....... BRAVE!!!!!!!)
trademark United States XXIIXIXM Central Intelligence Division of Secret Things possibly involving propoganda and mind control but usually just resorting to silly photoplays like this one. All Rights Reserved. Do not duplicate. not for re-sale outside of the US this means YOU, Hitler!