Planning for Animal Crossing DS

[lazyfatbum]

My town will be called "THE ABONDONED FUCK MINE" and all who apply will need to spend weeks creating nude characters. ANY clothing, unless it enhances masturbation is deemed ILLEGAL by the governing bodies of "THE ABONDONED FUCK MINE". And they are:

Lisa Von Lickspole (Masturbation Commander)

John "Toblerone Bar in my Ass" Yankinda Johnson (Imperial Penis and Core Porn Regulator)

Miss. Conduct "lucy" Licivious (Acting Chief Fornicator)

Mr. Humpy (Chief Fornicator and Advisor to the King)

Rick "Bag O'Whores" Swiftfist McBlowcum (Interprator)

King lazyfatbum (good to be the king)

and of course Madam Sheetstain (Technical Advisor of Female Masturbation)

Once they have all dealt with you, I will decide the final outcome. To join, you must pay a fee of your used underwear, a picture of yourself nude (along with the nude character as I mentioned previously) and absolutely no morals what so ever.

Our flag is gold and blue and depicts a vagina going in to a train.

Our national anthem is the US anthem played backwards with sounds of sexual moaning.

Our major export is semen.

Our major import is anything of a slippery nature.

And everybody in my kingdom GETS LAID NIGHTLY

I will accept absolutely no one who does not meet the above demands.