11th March 2005, 8:25 PM
I simply can't accept that Charles Manson is the pennical of evolution and that by shaving our heads and calling ourselves "Big Man Freddie's Jolly Troupe of Space Cadets From Jupiter" will somehow bring us closer to perfection. I believe the true way to perfection is to replace our spleen with a fried chicken which will give us that greasy, chicken flavor where ever we go and give us the ability to destroy ganster rap with the strength of five chocolate apes from the sands of Mars. By doing this will create a grand harmony of the stars and bring forth the new creators who will use bright colors to lure us into a false sense of security and then take our fried chicken spleens and so rule of with an iron fist that crushes the greats seas of humanity forever!! Until such time as it deemed necessary to ressurect Shaq Fu, who is regular Shaq's giant robot evil twin, who can rise above the ashes of the fast food restaurants of the world to fight with Mecha Headless Ponch in a titanic battles of wills for the fate of Elian Gonzales!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.