11th March 2005, 6:26 PM
But then, the kicker comes when the 12 year old girl you're trying to have cyber sex with gets mad at you for not understanding her slew of "lol"s and "lyk"s and "^^"s. It almost makes it not worth it. Almost. *applies vaseline*
But seriously, I think if NASA really wants to throw a gigantic lasso around mars and send midgets walking up into space on the line like a tightrope, then they should first set up a research and development facility to grease up kittens put them on piano suspended piano strings and take (incriminating?) photographs with captions that say "HANG ON BABY LOL" but they can interlace it in such a way that when you press ctrl+A to highlight it on a computer it actually turns out to be a woman on her knees holding onto a guy's... you know... umm... this is kinda awkward... well... his big, gigantic, pointy nose, and then his yamaca will slip off from the cooking oil she's applied to the wrinkly unsightly bags under his testicular tumors (wait so does that mean when a scrotum gets ugly with age you say a man's twig and berries really hit the wall?), but I digress.
But seriously, I think if NASA really wants to throw a gigantic lasso around mars and send midgets walking up into space on the line like a tightrope, then they should first set up a research and development facility to grease up kittens put them on piano suspended piano strings and take (incriminating?) photographs with captions that say "HANG ON BABY LOL" but they can interlace it in such a way that when you press ctrl+A to highlight it on a computer it actually turns out to be a woman on her knees holding onto a guy's... you know... umm... this is kinda awkward... well... his big, gigantic, pointy nose, and then his yamaca will slip off from the cooking oil she's applied to the wrinkly unsightly bags under his testicular tumors (wait so does that mean when a scrotum gets ugly with age you say a man's twig and berries really hit the wall?), but I digress.